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August 25 - The Future of Internet Marketing-

 

I have seen the future of internet marketing, and it's- on the internet.

No, before you launch your "duh" into the stream of "duh's" that I can already hear streaming at me from the far corners of the globe, listen up

I understand the problem I have with my mentoring clients when it comes to the second word:  "marketing."

"Marketing" is kind of a dirty word in some circles.  The sort of thing that, even if you do it, you shouldn't talk about it.

It's not elegant or spiritual.

Which is of course the kind of BS that you don't hear from  internet

marketers who are making money.  Ultimately, if you're an internet marketer, you're going to have to offer to sell somebody something.  And, you're going to have to do it effectively, or you might end up- in my case- back in the bars, explaining to drunk bikers why you're disinclined to play "Mustang Sally" a first time, much less a third and fourth.

The surprise to me is the noise I'm hearing about the first word.  "Internet."

The very nature of the internet, as well as life, is change.

When I first started logging on through compuserve, in the mid-90's, there really wasn't that much to do online, and what there was to do took for frickin' ever to do.  Civilizations could rise and fall in the time it took to download one picture.  There were bulletin boards and chat rooms- some were quite exclusive and hard to get into- people could get quite smug over an invitation behind the velvet curtain-

but, nine times out of ten, if you wanted to actually "do" something, the computer, aside from being interesting because it was new, was the least effective way to do it.  A typewriter, telephone, and one of those new-fangled fax machines beat the computer at getting work done.

Fast forward a little less than a decade.  In 2004, which is when I started my internet marketing journey, the state of the art had changed.  The computer WAS a typewriter, telephone, and fax machine- and a whole lot more.  Downloading pictures happened almost instantaneously.  You could read entire newspapers online, with pictures.  However, video was slower than molasses.  We kept reading about online video being the wave of the future.

Well, it's the wave of the present, now.  Luckily, I bought a video camera and started shooting video.  I've got a lovely library of videos that- when I shot them- were pretty worthless as online content.  I had a feeling that the internet would catch up, and now look at YouTube, etc.  Watching video is pretty much what people do with their computers, when they're not on their surfing in myspace, connecting at Linkedin or dancing and shopping in Second LIfe.

Over at the Your Portable Empire University, in the screening room, there are days and days of video, and the members can watch them any ole time- from wherever they are.  It's like being somewhere you're not, with someone you're not with, but in a good way.  If you want to learn how to put together a PR campaign from Dr. Joe Vitale, all you have to do is log on and press "play."

Let's pause a moment and reflect.

The few pioneers who were marketing online in 1994 have either changed the way they market, or they're out of business.  Because they're marketing on the internet, which, by design, changes.  And, you might as well get comfortable with that, because it's also designed for the rate of change to change, too- and it will ALWAYS accelerate. 

The very environment where we make our living as internet marketers is designed to change, and keep changing, and the rate of change is going to speed up continually. 

I'm cool with that.

However, if you got comfortable with the way we were doing business in 2004, and you're still doing now what you were doing then, you're probably not making as much money as you were in 2004, and you're probably not having nearly as much fun as you were in 2004.   Things that seemed like pretty neat tricks way back then are now kinda tired, and the novelty has pretty much worn off.

There's a whole new world out there.  Here's a picture of me in it.

That's a view from Second Life.  Click HERE to check it out- it's free and it's a blast.

If you're thinking that Second Life is just somewhere that kids go to hang out, you're missing a very important point. 

Several international companies have offices in Second Life, and they're staffed!  Several of the presidential candidates have offices there, too. 

 

Check out these numbers, bucko.:

Total Residents: 9,093,259
Logged In Last 60 Days: 1,598,598
Online Now: 42,439
US$ Spent Last 24h: $1,082,234
LindeX Activity Last 24h: $201,036
SEE MORE economic statistics here!

That caught my attention.  This isn't a game.  It's a frickin' country.  Its currency is freely convertible to U.S. dollars.  It's very open to marketing, and you can build a shop, or a palace, or rent space in a mall. 

 

I recommend that you click on the Second Life links on this page and go get a free account.  Do the easy and fun tutorial so that you understand the basic physics of the place.  You can fly, which is a lot more fun than it should be.  Unless you've got a lightning fast connection and a brand-new super-hot computer, you're going to experience a little lag-time occasionally.  It passes.  Remember, a couple of years ago, video on the computer was kinda shaky.  Now, it's like having a little movie theater with unlimited content.  Online places are going to go the same way.  Right now, they're kinda shaky, because the bandwidth required to make a believable online world is right at the edge of the technology we have. 

(minor rant) We know from our psychology studies that no two humans see reality the same way.  There is no such thing as an objective shared reality.  That's why "social proof" is such a joke, and such a devastating tool.  I'm watching online communities closely to see how this plays out, because online there is such a thing as objective shared reality.  You can build any world you want, or visit any world that appeals to you, but that world is quantifiable by its very nature.  It's just math that you can hang out in.  As the delivery mechanism gets more and more realistic (as the math gets better), some very interesting things could happen. (end rant)

A couple of warnings before you do- there is a box you can click when you search that enables adult content.  Don't click it.  If you do, you'll either be completely appalled or completely fascinated, and you won't get anything useful done.

Then meet me over in the coffee shop.  They've got great jazz and blues on the sound system, and the conversations are, mostly, in Dutch.  That's where I'm hanging out while I'm designing my Portable Empire Island.  Occasionally there are meetings, rock concerts, etc.  Pay attention.  They're gathering large crowds of people in one place online, charging admission to get in, and then selling t-shirts, books, posters, etc.  This is happening in real time in a virtual world that uses real money.

I can think of some fascinating ways to use this technology- can't you?  For example, this whole mind-blowing experience started for me when my PR angel told me that we needed to do a book signing in Second Life.  It won't be the first.

 

 

Does this mean that everything we think we know is useless?  Of course not.  From a content point of view, it doesn't change anything at all.  We still need to know how to write great copy, and find interesting problems and solve them- and sell the solutions. 

What's changing is the delivery channels.  We'll keep using our autoresponders, at least for a while, in spite of the fact that they're kinda creaky and have stopped working very well.  You must blog.  Online video and audio will continue to be bought and sold.  E-books will continue to grow as a market, because some people like to read. 

But, you may end up with an office in Second Life, staffed by somebody you found on rentacoder, whose job it is to send people to your Linked-In page, to link with you, so that you can communicate with them with 100% deliverability. 

Speaking of which, why don't you scoot over to Linked In on your way to Second Life, and get a free account?  Then do a search on my name, go to my page, and link to me.  That way we can stay in touch.

 

 

August 19, 2007 - It's a Kinky World

 

I've been fascinated by Kinky Friedman for years. 

He plays guitar, smokes cigars, has a "complicated" past and has achieved success and a kind of respectability.  I say "a kind of," because Kinky is always going to be kinky.  Honest, straight-talking, no B.S.... and you just know that's not gonna fly with the stuffed-suit crowd.

When he was running for Governor, which was pretty audacious in and of itself, he had no trouble connecting with the Austin crowd.  Austin is a little blue oasis in a very red state.   I would imagine the Kinkster would be a harder sell in Cleveland or Odessa, for example. 

Now that I'm a best-selling author, too, I figured I'd check in with Kinky to see if I could pick up some pointers.

 

 

I enjoy Kinky's books, and there have been a lot of evenings when I've curled up with a glass of wine and one of his books, just to hang out. Me, Kinky, Ratso, McGovern...  it's a totally artificial peer group, but there have been times...

So of course, I support him when I can.  When he was running for Guv, my band played at his rally.  When he does a show at the local book-store, I'm usually there.

As a marketer, there are a lot of lessons to be learned from watching Kinky and paying attention.  He's written numerous best-selling books.  Some of them probably took weeks to write.  Some probably took less than an hour.  A good title, some cheap research...  I'm watching closely.

He has his own brand of hot sauce.  Hot sauce?  He sells t-shirts, bumper stickers, posters, caps, CDs, DVDs, coozies, mugs, and other kinky stuff at his online store.

 

Yesterday, he launched his own cigar brand.

I just love that.  It's outrageous.  It's gutsy.  It's a no-lose proposition.

He also has a new book coming out.  His publisher is paying for a book tour (I wonder how he swung that?).  He's setting up a parallel cigar tour in each town the book tour goes to.

I love the idea.  I don't much like the cigars.  I bought a box, and have smoked two and shared two.  The consensus is that the cigars are the equivalent of tobacco muzak.  No attitude.  Too smooth.  No personality.

Great marketing, though.

 

The launch party for the cigars was held in the same cigar bar that we filmed "Niches 101" in.  It's a pretty fancy place, but Kinky's crew brought in barbecue and beer, which was a great idea.  Definitely a party atmosphere.

So, let's drill down on this from a marketing point of view.

Richard Friedman created a "brand" called Kinky.  He launched his brand with a band called "The Texas Jewboys," who traveled the world irritating people with attention grabbing songs like, "I'm Proud to be an As*hole from El Paso" and "Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in Bed."

Nobody ever mistook Kinky for a musician.  He was an entertainer. 

After that played its course, or as it was winding down, he wrote a series of detective books featuring "Kinky" as the detective/protagonist.  If you haven't read them, you probably should grab one just to get an idea.  His books are a great, easy read.  It ain't Shakespeare.  They're almost comic-books without the pictures.  But it does feature the brand in a series of situations that 1) made money for the author, 2) kept the brand in front of a rapidly growing audience, and 3) positioned the brand as clever, entertaining, and a fun hang.   Once the audience was established for the books, he put out a series of dippy little books that were probably outsourced. 

As a marketer, I'm impressed.  Because he was already an established author, bookstores ordered and promoted the books.  Loyal fans (like me) bought them.  I don't know why, but that's how it works.  I buy all of Pat Metheny's CDs, too.   There's a lot of brand loyalty there.

And then there was the gubernatorial campaign.  If you're not familiar with Texas politics, let me tell you- the job of Governor of Texas is a dream job.  There are no duties, no responsibilities, and no power.  However, you do get a lot of influence, which is just about as good, along with the governor's mansion, limos, helicopters, airplanes, and your own security team to keep cops from bothering you if you want to smoke a joint in the governor's mansion or the capitol.  Don't laugh.  It's true.  

By running for governor, Kinky had an excellent opportunity to promote his brand with other people's money.  "Kinky for Governor" bumper stickers were on hundreds of thousands of pickup-trucks, Buicks, motorcycle helmets, and Volvos, including mine.  Billboards, t-shirts, TV ads and interviews, and so on and so on, and all of it paid for from political contributions.  He lost the election, but built his brand visibility.  He also built a massive, loyal opt-in e-mail list during the campaign that he can now use to promote all of his new projects.  The money is in the list.  Kinky's got a huge one.

Last night at the cigar launch, I talked to several people who didn't even know he had been an entertainer or an author.  They all knew he had run for governor.  Brilliant.

Now, he's in a position to monetize the brand.  The cigars are an interesting case study.  The entire production and delivery process is outsourced to one of the very few companies that actually make cigars.  You'd be surprised.  Many competing brands of cigars are made in the same factories in South America.  Sometimes the only difference is the cigar bands.  Cigars are a luxury item, and the new Kinky cigars are expensive.  Big markup.  Lots of profit.  Like a Portable Empire, once you set it up, all you have to do is promote it.  It's scalable and passive income.

Later in the evening, Betsy and I sat with Lieutenant Governor Chicken Dick (don't blame me.  I've got his business card, and that's his official job title) and "Little Jewford," (same deal) discussing Kinky's various adventures.  I got the impression that they were some very bright marketers having a whole lot of fun. 

Like Willie Nelson says, "some things are too important to be taken seriously."  These guys are generating very serious money, and a brand that is gaining international recognition, and having a whole lot of fun in the process. 

(pictures of Kinky and me copyright 2007, Betsy Blaydes.  Use only with permission)

August 17, Official Mental Health Day

I don't know if it's the da Vinci method, or just my solid east-texas upbringing, but I know it's true.  I benefit from regular "mental health" days.

What's a mental health day?

Well, today is. 

A mental health day is one in which you do absolutely nothing you don't want to do.  It's essential that you sit in your most comfortably chair, rest your eyes, and clear your mind of all work-related stuff.

I find that cigars and shiraz help, although they're not required.

Want to join me? 

Of course, it's more fun when you've got a Portable Empire, because, if you've set it up right, your business doesn't even notice when you're not around.

Like now.

August 13, 2007  -  Building a Buzz.

If you build a website and nobody sees it, does it make any money?

No.

Somehow, you've got to attract people to your website if you're going to build your Portable Empire.

The "easy" way to solve that problem is to throw money at it.  Adwords, advertising, pay-per-blog, and other methods of trading dollars for eyeballs all work.  Some people are even clever enough to show a profit on the exercise (Hi, Nate), but I suspect they're in the minority.  Most of the people I know who have used those methods to get traffic end up paying more than they make from the traffic.

Lately, I've been building a buzz for my new book,

 

I've learned a lot. 

I've also had a little luck.  Just as I had exhausted all of the resources I could think of, I met somebody who really knows how to promote books.  It was a perfect example of how I believe the Law of Attraction works.  I took massive inspired action:  I wrote the book, I wrote the press releases, Dr. Joe Vitale offered to help with the email blasts- in short, everything I could do, I had done.  Then, the Universe stepped in with the rest of the answer.

I really believe the "action" part is necessary, btw.

Anyway, my new PR angel has taught me a lot about creating an online buzz.  The results?  The book has already been a best-seller, by reaching #7 in its sub-category, "marketing-direct."  That's pretty amazing for a book that won't even be available for another three weeks.

This stuff will work to drive traffic to any site.  Most of it, once I had it explained to me, was pretty obvious.  However, the cumulative effect is pretty impressive.   You may already know all of this- and if you see anything we're missing, please email me at pat@patobryan.com and tell me about it.

Buzz Tip #1.  Digg it! 

 

www.digg.com is a headline aggregator that only lists sites that have been recommended by members.  Membership is free, and has benefits.  Please click the Digg button!  Every time somebody clicks the Digg button on your page, it drives your website higher in their directory, which makes it visible to more people who click on the link and Digg the page, which drives it higher on their directory, which makes it visible to more people... 

Here's the hidden benefit.  www.digg.com is a PR (page rank) 8 site.  Every time you put a Digg button on a page in your domain, you're getting a very high-quality link from a very popular site.  Google loves this.  It's free SEO for you.

Buzz Tip #2.  PR Web Direct

www.prwebdirect.com is a company that will hurl your press releases far and wide across the 'net.  They have a free service, that is pretty cool.  For just a little bit of cash, they will make sure you get on Google news, Amazon news, and in front of newspaper and magazine editors.  The first press release for the book is HERE.  Check it out.  Even before we started the other Buzz strategies, that one press release sold some books, and drove the book up the charts at amazon.com

Hidden benefit.  prwebdirect is a PR 7 site its own self.  You're pretty much guaranteed a link from them.  In fact, you'll get several links from them, because they have several sites they feed press releases to.  More free SEO.

Buzz Tip #3.  Social Sites. 

I'm just gonna cut'n'paste the email my PR angel sent.  These all have the same benefits as the above- they send you traffic, and give you in-coming links from high-traffic sites.

What are social bookmarking sites? Basically, these are sites that allow users to post their favorite sites, using tags (or keywords) to categorize and organize them; then other users can take these bookmarks and add them to their own collection or share them with even more users. Here are some of my favorite social bookmarking sites that I use every single day.

1. del.icio.us

del.icio.us is a social bookmarking site that has rapidly taken off even more in popularity since being purchased by Yahoo. I use del.icio.us probably the most out of all these top picks, particularly to post interesting sites that I've found around the Web. I also subscribe to quite a few del.icio.us tags, such as popular and reference, and I get all the sites tagged with these keywords in my RSS reader of choice, Bloglines.

2. Digg.com

Digg is social bookmarking and social networking gone a little crazy due to the fact that anyone can submit a Digg (site), and then anyone can comment on those same Diggs. For me the most interesting feature of Digg has to actually be the comments on the sites and stories, since the Digg community is not shy about letting folks know how they feel about a particular Digg. Primarily focussed on geeky, technology-type items.

3. Listible

Listible hasn't been around very long, but already it's one of my must-visit sites. Probably because I have a weird thing for lists. Anyone can start a list about pretty much anything; I've seen lists for Firefox extensions, TV theme songs, and much more. Listible users can rate the items on the list and add comments.

4. Furl

Furl, a service of LookSmart, gives users the ability to save copies of any Web page, search within your own personal archive of Web pages, and share what you find. People use Furl to create their own personal shopping lists, real estate directories, job searches, student research papers, etc. This may just sound like a fancy way of saying bookmarks; but the thing about Furl is that you can access it from any computer, which means that your Favorites will go with you.

5. Yahoo My Web 2.0 Beta

Yahoo My Web 2.0 is a social search engine, which means that people and search technology are working together to create both better searches and a better search experience. From the site: "What if you could tap into a directory of favorite web content bookmarked by thousands of people? And what if that content was organized so that you could browse through it by keyword or instantly search to find content on a particular subject?" It's a great way to network and bookmark at the same time.

6. Flickr

Flickr is a social bookmarking and social networking site with a twist: it's all about photos. Users can upload and tag their favorite photos, then other users can bookmark those photos as favorites and share them with even more people. You can also comment on individual photos and share why you like (or dislike) that image.

7. Slashdot

Slashdot is the original social bookmarking site. Slashdotters can submit stories or links they find interesting and then users comment on them (usually the comments are extremely active). The only drawback of Slashdot is that stories and sites have to be pre-approved; this has actually driven a lot of very fervent Slashdot users to other social bookmark sites such as Digg.

8. YouTube

YouTube is another social bookmarking site with a twist; it's all about videos. Users upload their favorite videos and their fellow YouTube users can comment, pass these videos on around the Web, or paste them on their Web sites or blogs. YouTube is a great way to find popular homemade (mostly) videos.

9. Simpy

Simpy is a social bookmarking site that allows users to "save, tag and search your own bookmarks and notes or browse and search other users' links and tags." There's a lot of technology-related stuff here but then again, there's also a lot of very eclectic links on here as well.

10. Popurls.com

Popurls.com is one of my must-read sites every day. Popurls is a lovely conglomeration of about 10 different social bookmarking sites, some of which I've already mentioned in this list. Popurls is a great way to get all your potential bookmarks in one place.

Buzz tip #4.  Articles.

One of the most effective things you can do to drive traffic to your sites, and build your reputation, is to publish articles.  There are many article directories online that are begging for content.

Onlinejer.com, Articles Diverse, Article Retreat, Free IQ, are some of the ones that I found when I did a search on "Pat O'Bryan" articles.  There are many, many others.  I had Zonker spend a few days putting my articles in every article directory he could find.  My PR angel found some more. 

It will come as no surprise at this point to discover that there are several benefits to listing your articles in directories.  1) you're going to embed links in those articles to your home page and your products.  2) people who are looking for content for their sites are encouraged to snag the articles and reprint them, giving you tons of links back to your site.  3) the article directories are usually high PR (page rank) sites.  All of those back-links are just gonna drive your site higher in the search engines.

Buzz tip #5.  Blog.

Your blog is your best tool for getting your word out, but only if people read it.  List it with technorati.com, which is a directory of blogs.  That way, when people search there (and millions do) for your keywords, your blog will show up.  Then PING! it.  www.pingomatic.com is a good online tool that tells technorati and several other blog directories when you've updated your blog.  The directories then alert their members, who come to your blog, and click on the Digg button...  you get the idea.

I'll post more buzz-building tricks later.  Remember to email me at pat@patobryan.com with your ideas.

Now, start buzzing!

August 9, 2007  Join the Party.

 

Breaking News!  Your Portable Empire hits top-10 on Amazon.com!

Amazon.com Sales Rank: #26,168 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

Popular in these categories:

#9 in Books > Business & Investing > Marketing & Sales > Marketing > Direct

#44 in Books > Computers & Internet > Business & Culture > Web Marketing

#71 in Books > Business & Investing > Industries & Professions > E-commerce
 

 

 

 

The Portable Empire lifestyle is all about independence.  Independence and freedom.

To celebrate the upcoming launch of the book, Your Portable Empire- How To Make Money Anywhere Doing What You Love, Betsy and I headed for Washington on the Brazos, the birthplace of Texas Independence.

Here's how Wikipedia tells it:  The Texas Declaration of Independence was the formal declaration of independence of the Republic of Texas from Mexico in the Texas Revolution. It was adopted at the Convention of 1836 at Washington-on-the-Brazos on March 2, 1836, and formally signed the following day after errors were noted in the text.

About those "errors."  The historical marker on the site notes that a great deal of strong drink was consumed.

 

 

 

 

Also coffee.  Probably in that order on consecutive days.  As we talk about internet marketing, making money, and selling books, join us as we cruise through East Texas.

So, pull up a chair and grab a cup of your beverage of choice, and let's celebrate.  Your Portable Empire was #38 in its sub-category at Amazon.com this afternoon.  As predicted, my earlier book, The Absolute Beginner's Guide to Internet Wealth, is benefiting from the promotion, and it hit #35 in its (different) category.  We've got a couple of winners, here.

 

 

There are a lot ways that YOU can be part of this winning streak.

A LOT of the members of the Your Portable Empire University are claiming their independence.  E-books are being written and launched, blogs are being created, lists are being built- and money is being made.  If you're at all interested in living the Portable Empire lifestyle, scoot on over to http://www.patobryan.com/pesp.htm right now.  Right now, even the people paying for it are telling me it's too cheap.  That's pretty wild- the customers are asking me to raise the price! 

If you've got too much money and too much free time, do NOT click the link.  If you're interested in

how we're managing to live on passive income and travel around the world, go back and click on it now.

 

Before I raise the price.

If you are ready for success RIGHT NOW, then you're ready for my Guaranteed Success Mentoring Program.  There are still a few seats left.  When you join, you get a ticket to a very exclusive, private seminar that I'm holding in Austin- and I've got some surprises, including guest speakers.  This is the first seminar I've ever heard of that is going to focus on the attendees.  While you're there, we're going to learn all about your business, what you need to succeed, and then create your success plan.  Then the mentoring program starts.  There's never been anything like it before.  Go check that out.

 

 

By the way, these pictures are of Roans Prairie, Onalaska and Anderson, Texas.  The back roads from Onalaska to Wimberley take you through some of the most lush and interesting scenery Texas has to offer.  Old settlements that date back to before Texas was a country, much less a state.  And they take their history seriously.  

There are a lot of ways you can join the winning team that's promoting the Your Portable Empire book.

Click HERE to "Digg" the latest press release.  By doing that, you'll help us drive the press release onto the front page. 

 

 

 

Just mentioning the book, and the Portable Empire lifestyle to a friend helps a lot, too.  Pre-ordering the book is greatly appreciated.  However, on September 4, we're having a huge party with lots of gifts, etc.  When you order then, you'll get hundreds- no, thousands- of dollars worth of free bonuses with every purchase.  You are not going to believe the stuff we're putting together for you. 

Now, would you like a look behind the scenes of a book promotion?  I'm reasonably certain that this book is going to #1, at least on Amazon.com.  How can it not?  I've got you on my team.

However, since this is my first shot at promoting a book, I'm learning a LOT- you might want to sing along, so that when you launch your book, you've got a head start.

First of all, I'm reading everything I can get my hands on that has anything to do with promoting books.  Dan Kennedy had a couple of new books out that weren't exactly on the subject, but it's all marketing.
 

Of course, Author 101 is an important resource.  The Anatomy of Buzz is a fascinating look at how to build word-of-mouth publicity. 

Much more importantly, I've been shamelessly asking for help.  I don't even have to pretend I know what I'm doing, so I've got no ego to lose when it comes to asking best-selling authors for advice.  Dr. Joe Vitale and Mark Joyner have been very generous with their time and wisdom.  My new friend Warren Whitlock is opening some doors in my mind about new ways to look at book-selling. 

By the way- this is an open invitation.  If you know anything at all that will help me promote this book, I'm shamelessly asking YOU to send it to pat@patobryan.com.  I'll share everything I learn here on this blog, so that we all win.

Press releases are powerful tools.  I'm using www.prwebdirect.com to get mine out there.  

My new friend Alisha emailed in to let me know that Amazon.com has an author's section, and I'm setting up a blog there.  Amazon makes you prove that you wrote the books before they let you play, but as soon as it's up and running, I'll tell you know where it is. 

And, of course, there's the huge party on September 4.  Stay tuned.